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A number of members of the public have already been seen placing what witnesses describe as an ‘online order’ from their homes in a number of yet to be disclosed locations around the UK.

Officials have not yet confirmed the contents but it has been suggested that its 100% pure inspiration. You may recall from numerous recent items that it has become something of great scarcity of late.

This is not the first time we have featured Richard McCann. He was originally charged with being a ‘Sunday Times No1 Bestselling Author’ some years ago although details of his whereabouts since have been sketchy. Speaking in around 200 locations a year means he is extremely hard to keep tabs on.

Members of the public are urged not to approach purchasing this item without using extreme caution. Once consumed you may never be the same again.

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